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By Simon, on May 25, 2013, at 1:30 am For eight days he turned Canada's largest city into a circus, and the laughing stock of the world.For eight days he refused to answer any questions about whether he was caught on camera smoking crack and making racist and homophobic comments.Only to emerge today, with his head shaved like Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, and deliver a short rambling statement. Read more »
By Simon, on May 24, 2013, at 3:26 am
OMG. What did I do to deserve this? So I can do it again, and again, and again.Because this is just too good to be true eh? As if that Con scandal in the House of Pork wasn't already one of the most amazing shows I've seen recently. Right up there with The Bates Motel. Or Rob Ford and the Scary Crack Dealers.
Now if you can believe it, here comes Mike Duffy demanding a full public inquiry !!!!Read more »
By Simon, on May 23, 2013, at 6:21 pm OMG. This is so spooky.I knew they were as close as peas in a pod.I remember how in that video of them at Rob Ford's bush party, they were falling all over each other.But who knew that just days after Stephen Harper lost his Chief-of Staff, Rob Ford would fire his? Read more »
By Simon, on May 21, 2013, at 11:01 pm As I watched Stephen Harper walk up the steps of his getaway jet today, I can only imagine what he must have been thinking.I'm leaving the piggy behind.They can't question me, or arrest me…. in Peru.And I told them NOTHING !!!! Read more »
By Simon, on May 21, 2013, at 4:13 am He is angry, he is desperate, his whole world is collapsing around him under the weight of scandal.The Duffy problem just keeps getting worse. Making it almost impossible to claim that he didn't know what was going on.His shell shocked caucus is revolting. Demanding that he do something, anything, to make this nightmare go away.But at least now he has his boy wonder running him AND the PMO.Read more »
By Simon, on May 20, 2013, at 2:20 am I don't know why Nigel Wright decided to sell his soul to a man like Stephen Harper, the sinister boss of the Con mob.Or what dark force drove him to cut a $90,000 cheque for the sleazy senator Mike Duffy. A man he hardly knew.But he sure learned a hard lesson today eh? When you work for the Con mob, and you get caught, it's all YOUR fault. And it's time to disappear. Read more »
By Simon, on May 19, 2013, at 4:09 am More than four years later I can still remember how frightened Stephen Harper looked.The Great Canadian Coalition was threatening to remove him from power. And the people were in the streets.He was scared, he was desperate. But in the end he survived. The Governor General gave him what he wanted. He was able to kill the idea of a coalition by making it sound like a separatist plot to take over Canada.But now all these years later, it has come back to haunt him. Read more »
By Simon, on May 18, 2013, at 4:24 am Wherever you went in Toronto today you couldn't get away from Rob Ford.Everybody was talking about him eh?
Wondering whether he's a crack head, or just plain crazy.So I wasn't really surprised to find him waiting for me on my way home.And as I stared at this ghastly apparition, I could almost hear him screaming " Somebody get me that !@#!! TAPE. Read more »
By Simon, on May 16, 2013, at 2:44 am Golly. When I compared the Harper Cons to a cult last night, I forgot to mention one thing eh?They're are a cult. But they are strongly influenced by The Sopranos .Where if you get in financial trouble, Tony tells you to go see Vinnie in the back room, and he'll cut you some slack.Or in the case of the Harper mob, you go to see Nigel at the PMO, and he'll cut you a big cheque.Read more »
By Simon, on May 14, 2013, at 5:53 am Well it was quite a scene in the old neighbourhood last night.Thousands of members of the Leaf Nation cheering on their team outside the Air Canada Centre.And the crowd was so excited for the first time in my life I hoped the Leafs would win.And I was sad when it ended badly. Because those fans do deserve better.But then so do we all eh? And in that regard I found this defeat extremely encouraging. Read more »
By Simon, on May 12, 2013, at 4:39 am Well I think it's safe to say that Stephen Harper must be feeling a bit bruised this weekend, like Napoleon did, after his unfortunate visit to Moscow.He's mourning the death of his old pitbull Doug Finley, who taught him not to take any prisoners. Back in the glory days when his caucus was still loyal. And he didn't have to worry about being taken prisoner himself.Or being held hostage, by his own rabid base. Read more »
By Simon, on May 10, 2013, at 4:13 am If you've ever seen the movie The Fall of the Roman Empire, the low budget version, you'll remember that this scene comes pretty close to the end.With the Empire collapsing under the weight of its own corruption.The Mad Emperor facing a rebellion in his own ranks.And the enemy at the gates.And so it must have seemed to Stephen Harper today, a living, breathing, Roman nightmare.Read more »
By Simon, on May 7, 2013, at 3:12 am
OMG. I don't know whether to celebrate or send out an Amber Ape Alert eh? But it appears as if Stephen Harper is missing in action.He hasn't showed his face in the House of Commons for DAYS, and I'm starting to fear the worst.Great Leader is not only hopelessly lost. Like the Ikea monkey. He's also losing his mind !!!!! Read more »
By Simon, on May 4, 2013, at 5:29 am Well he's been called a lot of names.And I've called him a few myself eh?But I've never heard anyone call Great Ugly Leader the Wizard of Wrath. Just as in the movie, our Wizard is playing the bully with the big stick to the very end. In big things and little ones, the movie Wizard was nothing like the superior being that Dorothy, the Tin Man and the Lion expected to see when he was finally exposed. With Stephen Harper there is not much on display other than the lust to control, exercised with that familiar and most un-Canadian (Read more…)
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By Simon, on May 3, 2013, at 2:09 am It's hard to believe it's only been two years since that nightmare night.Two years to the day since Stephen Harper finally got his precious majority.And our precious Canada began to wither and die, as if choked by some monstrous weed. Or ravaged by an invasion of alien apes from some barbarous planet in the bowels of the universe. Read more »
By Simon, on May 2, 2013, at 4:06 am
Oh. My. Gotterdammerung. Not even Sybil the Soothsayer could have predicted it would end like this eh?Who could have known that Stephen Harper's rotting Con regime would collapse this way? Not with a bang, but a boondoggle. Read more »
By Simon, on April 30, 2013, at 1:56 am Well it was quite a spectacle. Jason Kenney in the House of Commons, trying to limit the damage of the foreign worker's scandal.Desperately trying to make it go away.But the look on Peter Kent's face told the story, showed how much that scandal has hurt the Cons.And nothing Kenney said will make it better.For anyone who witnessed that absurd spectacle wouldn't have known whether to cry or laugh.Read more »
By Simon, on April 29, 2013, at 1:50 am He is, after his depraved leader, the most brutish Con of them all.A religious bigot, a ghastly hypocrite, a political thug who has spent a lifetime attacking judges, and jailing Canadians.For he cannot jail enough of them. Or violate our liberties enough. And now he's out of control. Read more »
By Simon, on April 27, 2013, at 3:23 am Well afterwards the experts did agree on one thing eh? It wasn't exactly the bout of the century, but it was both horribly revealing, and deeply disturbing.For there was Big Boy Harper rushing out of his corner to accuse Justin Trudeau of being a girly man.Only to lead with his belly, trip on his thong, fall flat on his face, commit defecation, and cry uncle sociologist.Read more »
By Simon, on April 19, 2013, at 8:43 pm Oh dear. It looks as if Stephen Harper's attempt to screw Justin Trudeau has backfired badly.He was hoping to stick a few pins into Justin's dolly.But instead he finds himself pulling them out of his ownlarge behind.A poll conducted by EKOS between Wednesday and Friday of this week found that 84 per cent of respondents found the ads were negative and 71 per cent said the ads didn’t affect their view of Trudeau. Read more »
By Simon, on April 19, 2013, at 2:52 am
It was such a beautiful day, the first real day of Spring, that I spent hours pedalling around my magic island, out of touch with the rest of the world.So it wasn't until I met the three four bears at the little vintage amusement park, that I heard the stunning news. Little Jimbo Flaherty was missing in action !!!! Read more »
By Simon, on April 17, 2013, at 2:22 am The other day I wrote that the foreign workers scandal had given us a mighty weapon to use to destroy the Con regime.For as you know Stephen Harper likes to boast about the number of jobs he has created.But from now on he'll have to tell that one to his pet pig eh?For now we know who got those jobs and it's just a SCAM…Read more »
By Simon, on April 9, 2013, at 7:09 pm It's like a nightmare version of Richard III. Or the last act of the Con regime.Stephen Harper limping across the stage of his corrupt and decaying government screaming like a madman:My Kingdom for a pipeline !!!!!Or my Kingdom for a foreign worker !!@#!!Because if you thought the Royal Bank was the only bank to replace Canadians with foreign workers you would be wrong. Read more »
By Simon, on April 7, 2013, at 5:26 pm By now you've probably heard about this outrageous story. Dozens of employees at Canada’s largest bank are losing their jobs to temporary foreign workers, who are in Canada to take over the work of their department.But while the Royal Bank richly deserves what's coming to it, so do the Harper Cons. Read more »
By Simon, on April 5, 2013, at 4:10 pm
For seven long and dark years Stephen Harper was able to hold this country in his iron grip.For years him and his Cons were able to fool Canadians into thinking they knew what they were doing.For years he was able to make the stooge media dance to his tinny tunes.But now it's all going horribly wrong. Read more »
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