Sometimes, it’s SO hard to tell, eh?
No, this is not to make 18-year-olds look particularly appealing, or older-than-thou women especially alluring. It relies on some pretty mindless stereotyping of women of ALL ages.
And while we’re on the subject of mindless stereotyping, how about those romantic comedies? Most of them are . . . → Read More: Romance or misogyny?
Ahem. A little mood music, maestro:
Ah, that sets the tone brilliantly for what I’m about to say…
And here it is. This morning, this Salon link popped up in my Facebook feed. Maggie Gallagher is a frequent wanker on my weekly list, and it’s not hard to see why. She’s said so many . . . → Read More: Maggie’s melancholy marriage crusade, and me
Two obnoxious, hateful, right-wing “family” things went bye-bye today: Karen Fucking Handel from the Susan G. Komen Foundation, and the last faint flicker of hope for Prop Hate in California.
I’m sure neither will be sadly missed.
Marital rape: It’s not just “rough sex” or “role-playing”.
A young academic has been sentenced to four months in jail for sexually assaulting his wife during rough sex despite his claim that, in their dominant-submissive sexual role playing, “no” frequently meant “yes.”
The 33-year-old man, who cannot be identified to protect the anonymity of . . . → Read More: No means NO, no matter what
Notice that all of this is verbatim, no “Shit ____s Say” spoofage needed:
And as a side note, every one of these ‘phobes has previously been wank-listed here for those same words and many, may more. I guess that also makes this a “Shit Wankers Say” video.
Subway sex at Spadina Station. Only in TO, folks.
From the Toronto Star, in both cases, we have the following funny Canadian contradiction. First, the sad news that we’re not getting a lot of nooky:
While it stands to reason that Canada’s cold climate would be enough to send us all back under the . . . → Read More: Stupid Sex Tricks: Beds are for sleeping, subways are for screwing
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard THIS story:
A MAN got more than he bargained for when a prostitute he ordered to his hotel room turned out to be his daughter.
The Huffington Post reports that Zimbabwean Titus Ncube decided to employ a sex worker as he was having marital difficulties, but collapsed . . . → Read More: Stupid Sex Tricks: Dad, is that YOU?
Guess who wins. Bonus: Conan O’Brien may be about to WHAT? Conan needs an envelope. And the crapaganda whores need a new scriptwriter. Or SEVERAL. And they need to all agree NOT to use the same fucking cliché. . . . → Read More: Teh Ghey takes on Teh Heterostoopid
Everybody in North America knows (or SHOULD know) that Axe Body Spray is the masking odor for (pre)adolescent male sexual insecurity, immaturity and general lack of appeal. It’s the sort of stuff that you want to avoid if you’re a guy, and avoid a guy who smells of it if you’re a gal. So when […] . . . → Read More: Stupid Sex(ist) Tricks: How to smell like a pelotudo
Whether it’s legal for this use, though, is another story: When Apple released its new iOS 5 operating system to go with its iPhone 4S, it touted a new app called “Find My Friends” as a great way to track and meet up with friends. If they agree, you can see their locations on a […] . . . → Read More: Spouse a louse? There’s an app for that…
A few days ago, the National Pest published an extremely homophobic (and blatantly accusatory) ad about public schooling in Ontario. Today, we get this non-apology apology, or non-retraction retraction, if you will… Earlier this week the National Post ran an advertisement that has caused some controversy. The ad, bought by the Institute for Canadian Values, […] . . . → Read More: The National Pest “apologizes”
…be it women: …or children: Yes, that’s right…human beings are now objects to be “won” in stupid radio contests. Incidentally, both these contests are being held by Canadian radio stations. Isn’t there some kind of CRTC legislation against this kind of audience-grabbing stunt? Or human-rights legislation? Or, in the case of the Russian male-order bride […] . . . → Read More: In capitalism, everything is a commodity…
My gawd, it sounds like a campy horror flick, doesn’t it? But yes, there are still adults dumb enough to worry about their daughters using internal absorbents to mop up their monthlies: Oh lordy, lordy, good Gordie. I’m so old I remember when Tampax Slenders first came out, and their label prominently read “Slim enough […] . . . → Read More: Stupid Sex Tricks: Tampons Ate My Virginity