Dead Wild Roses: star wars

Author dudes, screen write dudes… Hell! Dudes of the creative class – watch and learn an important lesson that you’ve been missing well, since forever. Females beautifully ‘ruining’ Star Wars one movie at a time. 🙂   H/T to Rey Walker for the animated gifs. Filed under: Culture, Feminism, Media Tagged: Dudes, Patriarchal Tropes in ...

Montreal Simon: Steve Blaney and the Con Apocalypse (Continued)

Although it wasn't a very big story, and most Canadians didn't pay it much attention, the Con leadership race was one of the recurring horror stories of 2016.A real zombie apocalypse and a virtual cesspool of bigotry. With Kellie Leitch going after immigrants, Brad Trost going after LGBT Canadians, and Rona Ambrose just standing there looking stupid.So who ...

mark a rayner: William Shatner’s Inaugural Address

(After Winning the First Post-Two-Party Presidential Election) Friends, Americans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears. I come to bury our two-party system, not praise it. I stand before you today, not as a conqueror, not as pop icon, but as your President. An American president. Now, what I say next is not said with malice, but ...

Andy Lehrer: "Actually, it’s about ethics in galactic domination"

No wonder MRAs and the manosphere hate Force Awakens so much – Kylo Ren is an embodiment of Gamergate and the MRA.Geek male identity has been reduced to Kylo Ren impotently thrashing a computer with his sword

The Political Road Map: George Lucas Hates This Post!

I thought I would take the Star Wars/Federal Election 2015 crossover and have some fun with it. Please spread around with your friends and enjoy! 😛 And of course… “If elected, I will increase the number of reserves to 30,000.”

The Political Road Map: Federal Election/Star Wars

I thought I would take the Star Wars/Federal Election 2015 crossover and have some fun with it. Please spread around with your friends and enjoy! 😛 And of course… “If elected, I will increase the number of reserves to 30,000.”

Dead Wild Roses: Bubble Burst – The Physics of Space Battle

Star Wars Episode III had some great moments, the Battle of Corsucant is one of them.  John Williams expertly set the scene, the base drum setting the martial tone early. Thank you Star Wars for a dramatic rendition of what space battle might be like.  Unfortunately, it resembles nothing of what it would actually be ...

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Boba Fett writes in his journal

“Last night I had that terrible dream where I got slowly digested over a 1000 years again. I wonder what it means? But in real world — totally looking forward to the Hutt Annual BBQ this weekend. Life has been … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Hirsute nostalgia

I’m not sure who this is, Chilliwack, maybe? Or, Jefferson Starship? Anyway, they were a band from the 70s. I encourage you to check out some of my hairy fiction. Alltop used to play base for Cream.

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: A brush with disaster

Every time Trooper Jinglo thought about the Death Star, and how he was supposed to be on duty that day, he just needed to cuddle with his dog, Mr. Snuggums. Alltop is the Sith Lord of humor aggregators. Wonderful photo … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: How to outrage four kinds of nerds with one image

I think we may have discovered a new sport. (via Humor Train.) Alltop cannot be offended by humor, unless you make fun of Power Rangers. Then it’s gloves off!

Dead Wild Roses: Happy Family Day – Alternate Universe Star Wars Style!

What if Anakin had made the right decision in one of the many poorly scripted moments from the prequels that shall not be mentioned.  Less dramatic, but a nice thought none the less.  Happy Family Day fellow Alberta dwellers. 🙂 Filed under: Housekeeping Tagged: Anakin not being Broody Mcstupid-head, Family Day, Star Wars

Dead Wild Roses: Star Wars Lightsaber Fight?

  Maybe not? Filed under: Humour Tagged: Humour, Light Saber, Phantom Fail, Star Wars

Nunc Scio: Better.

The Mos Eisley Cantina band immeasurably improves “Party Rock”. Via Alan Cross.

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Improving Old Movies: Roman Holiday

I think Roman Holiday would have been better if stormtroopers were chasing Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck the whole time. And just to be fair, Peck should have some kind of lightsaber, and Hepburn should get some kind of blaster. … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: For my art nerd, nerd-nerd friends

You know who you are! Alltop is a comedy nerd.