mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Ask General Kang: What kind of drug policies do you have on your home world?

Interesting question, no doubt prompted by the recent vote for the decriminalizing of marijuana possession in Washington. Given the bloodthirsty nature of my intergalactic conquests, you will be surprised to learn that we do not have any prohibitions against selling, … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Ask General Kang: How do I keep my New Year’s resolutions?

We had a similar custom on my homeworld, Neecknaw, but there we called them Slorg Wishes. Slorg was once the Overlord of our planet, back in the Taupe Ages — he was known colloquially as the Beige Lord, but he … Continue reading →