Montreal Simon: The Vatican and the Unholy Conclave

Well I see they have been filing into the Vatican getting ready to choose a new Pope.Dozens of old men in red beanies. And one in a fedora.But before they start voting they want to know what is the Vatican HIDING? Who's REALLY pulling the strings?And of course, knowing them eh? Who is being BLACKMAILED? Read more »

Montreal Simon: Pope Benny and the Holy Hypocrites

Well as you know Pope Benny is heading off into the sunset, or into a former convent on the grounds of the Vatican.Leaving us to wonder whether his pooped mobile is a mere conduit to well deserved obscurity. Or his getaway car. The Vatican has attacked reports in the Italian media linking Pope Benedict XVI's resignation ...