mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Cheese Pyrates! Revenge of the Crimson Parrots

It were 2011, and a year had passed since the Le Fromage de Satan had sunk our frigate with an exploding cheese, killing all hands except for meself, Jim Quinn, and the chef’s assistant, Paul Le Whisk. Arrr! Le Whisk … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Cheese Pyrates!

The year were 2011 and I joined the Navy for one reason alone — to get me vengeance on Le Fromage de Satan, and her scurvy master, Captain Jacques LaBung. LaBung and his crew of plugged-up sea-dogs were known all … Continue reading →