If there is an enduring image of Stephen Harper's grotesque regime I suppose it will be something like that one.A lot of Con hogs heading for the trough, or trying to buy an election.And sticking the rest of us with the bill.Read more » . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the House of Pork
As you know I have been frantically searching for Stephen Harper all over Canada and the United States.And I've even adjusted my missing wanted poster to reflect how he looked when he was spotted outside a Shake Shack in Las Vegas. With a weird s… . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper, the Harper Cat, and the Latest Porky Scandal
As I mentioned in my last post, Stephen Harper and his criminal Con gang now seem to have a triple-edged strategy.They are going to try to cripple the opposition by extending the campaign. They are going to use the financial advantage that gives them by bombarding us with their porky ads.Even if it costs . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Who Says the Cons Aren’t Trying to Buy the Election?
Well there he was in Saskatchewan yesterday, looking as ghastly as I have ever seen him.Announcing his plan to shrink the Senate by attrition. Prime Minister Stephen Harper is vowing not to make any more Senate appointments, in an effort to distance himself from the scandal-plagued Red Chamber and to goad provinces into agreeing . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Can Stephen Harper and his Cons Really Buy the Election?
Well there was Stephen Harper yesterday, looking and sounding like a sleazy used car salesman, declaring it was Christmas in July, and feverishly trying to buy an election.And in all the years of writing about him and his corrupt, morally depraved regime, I don't think I've ever seen a more disgusting spectacle.Two days ago . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Why Stephen Harper’s Porky Plan to Buy the Election Won’t Work
I don't think I've ever seen such a scary tricycle scene since the famous one in the horror movie The Shining.You know this one.Pierre Polievre aka Mini Harper or Dickhead, pedalling furiously all over Canada pretending he's Santa Claus.And that it's Christmas in July.Read more »
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As I'm sure you remember, the last time we dropped in on Pierre Poilievre aka Pee Wee or Dickhead, he was posing with a pile of child care benefit cheques at a printing facility in Winnipeg.Just to let millions of Canadians with children under eighteen know that the cheque was almost in the mail.And . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Pierre Poilievre, Mini Harper, and the Con Race to the Bottom
As you may remember, when I last dropped in on Pierre Poilievre, I found him wandering around at a clothing sale in an Ottawa hockey arena.Making a vanity video, desperately trying to buy votes with the Con's so-called Universal Child Care Benefit.And even more desperately trying to do something, ANYTHING, to try to fix . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Pierre Poilievre and the Scandalous Con Plan to Buy the Election
As you probably know Stephen Harper's Cons have been in a feverish, grunting frenzy recently.Running wildly all over the country, spewing our tax dollars out of every orifice, in a blatant attempt to bribe voters, and try to buy the next election.But although Canadians have seen this disgusting spectacle before, in the lead-up to . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Will the Con’s Porky Behaviour Cost Them the Next Election?
We know the Canada Revenue Agency was given extra money by Stephen Harper to go after the political activities of registered charities.We know that the agency seems to be targeting groups that have dared to criticize government policies.But not right-wing organizations that support the Harper regime.But is the CRA now helping to spread Con . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Is the Canada Revenue Agency Now Spreading Con Propaganda?
Well as you may have heard Joe Oliver went missing from the House of Commons for almost a month. And on the few days when he did turn up, he seemed as Ralph Goodale described him, both "puzzled and muzzled." Staring into space while others read his PMO talking points.And while his aides . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: The Return of Joe Oliver and the Latest Con Scam
It seems only appropriate that the only thing Stephen Harper tweeted yesterday, was a little video of himself learning the proper way to pour beer in Ireland.Because I'll bet Great Leader was pouring himself more than a few last night, after what had to be an absolutely disastrous day for him and his ghastly . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Totally Disastrous Day of Political Devastation
As I'm sure you know, Stephen Harper has been under a lot of stress recently. The economy is tanking, he blew the surplus before he had one, only the dumb and the crazy believe that he is still a Great Economist Leader.And that's driving him CRAAAAAAZY.So when the time came for him to . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Return to Parliament
Stephen Harper has spent more than a billion dollars on porky ads trying to brainwash Canadians, with their own money.He has tried to hypnotize us into believing that his is a good government, and that he is a Great Leader. Even though he is the worst leader of the worst government in Canadian history.And . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Canada Birthday Scam
We know that Stephen Harper is spending hundreds of millions of dollars of OUR money to try to brainwash us into thinking that he's a Great Leader. We know that those porky ads are nothing but propaganda to try to bribe voters.As this excerpt from his latest YouTube channel production, starring the oily Con . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Why Stephen Harper’s Porky Ads Threaten Our Democracy
Well I see Stephen Harper is leaving the country again today, this time to attend the Francophone Summit in Senegal. Which as you may or may not know is the greatest collection of corrupt dictators in the whole wide world.But that's not the only reason he's going.He is no doubt also fleeing Canada so . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Porky Action Plan From Hell
We knew it was just another extravagant photo-op, a chance for Stephen Harper to pose as a Great Strong Leader and a Great Explorer.The man who found the remains of the Franklin expedition, and told Putin to take a hike…
We knew he made an absolute fool of himself.We knew he managed to . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Outrageous Boondoggle Tour of the North
As you know, I had a little fun yesterday with this latest Porky Action Plan ad, produced and directed by the Con Ministry of Propaganda and Disinformation.Because it's so misleading, so obviously partisan, such a blatant attempt to brainwash Canadians with their own money.I simply can't help myself…
For how else are . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Why The Harper Cons Must Pull These Porky Ads
When I first heard the rumours that Stephen Harper was about to go for a walk in the snow. Or whatever. And announce that he planned to step down in the New Year, I must admit I was stunned. It just didn't seem to make sense.His fear campaign is boosting his polls, the unemployment . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Will Stephen Harper Really Take a Walk in the Snow?
It looked like a remake of the 1950s TV show Dialling for Dollars. Or one of those Christian TV programs where the lame are made to walk.But it was only Stephen Harper strutting around a stage in a Jewish school in Julian Fantino's riding.Announcing plans to buy the next election.Read more »
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We know how many millions the Cons have spent on their ghastly porky propaganda designed to brainwash into believing that Stephen Harper is a great leader.And that they are a great government instead of the worst one in Canadian history.We know how much of our money Harper has spent pursuing the ethnic vote, in . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: The Harper Regime and the Buying of the Next Election
It's summer in Canada. The tragically short season when one should be allowed to forget about our grubby political scene, think about more beautiful things, and enjoy them while it lasts.But this is Harperland, and there is a storm on the horizon.Stephen Harper is on the move, and the next election campaign is about . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Coming Storm
Uh oh. Hold the bacon. It looks as if the Cons have finally realized that their Porky Action Plan ads are NOT as popular as they had hoped.And although they have spent gazillions of OUR tax dollars to promote THEMSELVES.Now they don't even dare ask Canadians what they think of them. Read more . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: The Rise and Fall of the Porky Action Plan
Hallelujah. I see that Jason Kenney has finally been rewarded for his outstanding work on behalf of the Con regime, the grateful religious fanatics of Canada, and of course the Lord Himself.No, he still doesn't have Harper's job, or even his old job back as Minister of Immigration and Ethnic Banquets…
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His bloated junket is over. He's back in Canada.Just in time for the re-opening of Parliament tomorrowJust in time for the latest porky scandal. Read more »