Hey! Blogging SupposiTory Spin Assassin! Glenn Beck is a Has Been!

I honestly had no idea Glenn Beck was still on the air.  Wasn’t his show supposed to have been cancelled last December or something? No matter, he’s still passe.  And I wouldn’t even be mentioning him on my blog again, save for the ridiculousness of  Blogging SupposiTory Spin Assassin. You see, boys ‘n’ . . ...

Meat to Barking Dogs

Cruising through Memeorandum this morning, this item caught my attention: Michelle Obama’s Birthday Restaurant Has Occupy-Themed Burger Menu. The restaurant of her birthday festivities features a “99% Patty Melt”  on Wonder Bread for $9.99, and a “1% 8 oz Kobe burger” decorated with gold  leaf. Because Michelle Obama drives righties insane (smart, black, female), . . ...

Jymn’s half-assed Predictions for 2012

Occupy will stay underground and grow its infrastructure and goals. More and more organizations and individuals will pledge allegiance to the movement. The media will interpret this lack of visibility to the failure of Occupy and continue to treat supporters as dirty fucking hippies. The year of Occupy will have to wait until . . ...

Happy 2012 From The Cast of Sister Sage’s Musings And Ringing it In With Style With a Musical Interlude From JimBobby

Hey Boys ‘n’ girls, it’s been awhile, I know. I’ll explain at a later time. Meanwhile,  I’d like to thank my partners in crime for holding up the fort as they usually do with their stylings when I am unable to post for long periods of time.    Right now, I’d like to wish . . ...

Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

Poor Mayor Boss Hogg, He just can’t take it anymore! He looks like he’s about to go a cryin’ to his big bro, Doughnut Dougy.  I mean, just take a look at how pathetic he is! Oh yeah! Since ol’ Angie Perischilli left the Toronto Star, the paper’s journos and columnists now . . . ...

And The Harpercon Hits Just Keep On Coming! Peter Kent: Basically, If I Don’t Know What it Is, It Can’t Be Important

Well, boys ‘n’ girls, we have a science and technology minister in ol’ Gary Goodyear who is a creationist and doesn’t believe in evolution. Ok, not all that surprising, given the gang of Christian evangelicals in our government. Now, it appears that our very own environment minister, Peter Kent, is actually making Rona . . ...

Cherry picking: military school pulls award to HNIC talking head

Don Cherry’s statement paints himself as the victim, of course. But the reality is not so kind to the puffed up bigot of Hockey Night in Canada. Expect Conservatives to recommence their bawling about liberal thugs tampering with the rights of the Canadian right. (Nice to see them going out of their . . . → ...

Three Thoughts on the Greek Debt Crisis

1. Just wondering. If the Greek people are being asked to make extraordinary sacrifices to resolve a crisis largely not of their own making (see here, for example, on the mythology surrounding the Greek debt crisis, which — dare I say it — has a lot of vaguely racist shite about lazy southern Europeans), is ...

Happy Halloween From Stevie & His Pitbull!

I think that pic should be on the Pmo ‘s business cards. What say you? Happy Halloween from Sister Sage ‘s Musings!

Two Things About This Whole Mayor Fordzilla 9-1-1 Drama

I think we’ll remember Marg Delahunty: warrior princess meeting Mayor Fordzilla for a very long time.   1) It really doesn’t matter at the end of the day how much profanity Mayor Fordzilla used during his 9-1-1 call. The real question should be why did he call a line, restricted for pretty life and death emergencies ...

Mayor Fordzilla Taking Campaign Lessons From Steve Harper

Yes,  this puffy faced buffoon has been in office for a year now and how does he celebrate? Why, he begins to go into permanent campaign mode, of course! “Three more years and I’ll be running again, that’s for sure,” he said. “I’m running, 100 per cent,” he added later. “I’m already out campaigning.” Sound ...

10 of Canada’s Scariest Politicians According to X-Ray Magazine And Some of Ck’s Costume Choices

I saw this earlier on Twitter.  Jymn gave his take at his place, earlier, complete with pic of Jason Kenney and X-Ray’s pic of Kenney’s Halloween disguise as Tony Soprano. Yeah, You’re right, virtual partner in crime, Soprano is a sweetie next to Kenney. I do however, take exception with a few of X-Ray magazine’s ...

Now, Peggy Wente, It’s Not Nice to Slam An Ideological Sister Like Kathy Shaidle

Vintage Peggy Wente. She does prove that she is, indeed, Chrissie Blatchford’s sob sister, along with Tash Kheiriddin.  Peggy, of course, misses the point of the #occupy movement.  What a bitter woman she is! “Why should artists have to work instead of just making art?” Peg asks one occupier. Who knew Kathy Shaidle was participating ...

Harper off to UN

At which point will Harper pull out the bathroom break trick? A. Not getting what he wants out of Ban Ki-moon. B. David Cameron resists Harper’s warmondering on Libya. C: Leaders express disgust with Harper’s lack of commitment to women and children. Cross posted at Let Freedom Rain

This Should Be the GOP’s New AD

Truly. Applicable for both the Tea-baggers and non-tea-baggers alike. Enjoy, boys ‘n’ girls! Happy Thursday!

We Always Knew Stevie Harper Was Anally Retentive

Well, well, well! What do we have here? Stevie locked hisself in the john, AGAIN?? On a trade mission to Brazil this week, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper apparently engaged in some pretty undiplomatic behavior, according to Brazilian newspaper Folha. On Monday, Brazilian president Dilma Rouseff asked that official speeches and toasts take place after a ...

Mary Trapani Hynes AKA Next Mayor of Toronto?

Mary Trapani Hynes, a senior, was among the deputants who came to let Mayor Boss Hogg, his brother Donut Dougy and the rest of the clan know how they felt about cuts to services. She was more than likely the biggest hit of the day and the evening. She seemed to be a big hit ...

John McCain Throws The Tea-Baggers Under The Bus

Seems Sen John McCain had it and he ain’t a takin’ it anymore. He’s mad at fellow Rethuglicans and tea-bagger hit parade. Don’t worry, folks, he ain’t crossin’ the floor to the Democrats–he had no kind words for them neither. In a Senate floor speech laced with sarcasm and stings, the Arizona Republican aimed especially ...

Awww! Jason Kenney! My Heart Is Breaking! Somebody Get Him a Fainting Couch!

Poor Jason Kenney! By extension, poor, poor Harpercons! My heart bleeds for you! Now we understand why Stevie Spiteful wants to have elected senators. It appears to be all about his dear precious Alberta, a province that sends six senators to the red chamber to represent them.  Jason Kenney’s digestive tract is twisted in a ...

What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

She’s a left the Grope & Fail and sayin’ hello to the Pestmedia!  CEO Paul Godfrey is just so wild about havin’ her! “We are thrilled to welcome Christie to Postmedia,” said Paul Godfrey President and CEO. “Christie Blatchford is a game changer in the world of journalism and we’re overjoyed to have her playing ...