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mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: New sect of Pastafarians believes it is Vikings, not pirates, that cause global warming

London, Ontario (The Skwib) — The first schism within the Pastafarian religion has appeared in the sleepy Canadian city of London, Ontario, and it is led by the charismatic preacher Dr. Maximilian Tundra. “Other worshipers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: How many pirate jokes are lame?

Most of them ARRRRRR! —————– To err is human. To ARRR is pirate. ——————— How do you know if you are a Pirate? You don’t, you just AAARRRRR! —————— If that ain’t bad enough, ye can find more here, mateys! … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Pirate etymology: sea dog

Many believe the term stems from the dog-like appearance of the seal, while others claim it is grizzled old sailors. Both of these are correct, nautically speaking, but not when it comes to the pirate. Pirates, and more particularly, privateers, … Continue reading →

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mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Cheese Pyrates! Revenge of the Crimson Parrots

It were 2011, and a year had passed since the Le Fromage de Satan had sunk our frigate with an exploding cheese, killing all hands except for meself, Jim Quinn, and the chef’s assistant, Paul Le Whisk. Arrr! Le Whisk … Continue reading →

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mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Cheese Pyrates!

The year were 2011 and I joined the Navy for one reason alone — to get me vengeance on Le Fromage de Satan, and her scurvy master, Captain Jacques LaBung. LaBung and his crew of plugged-up sea-dogs were known all … Continue reading →

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