The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Matthew Currie, 1965-2011: We Hardly Knew Ye

San Francisco (AP) – Noted astrologer, author, and Blogtalkradio show host Matthew Currie has died suddenly after a long and painful battle with hypochondria, caused when an unscheduled Solar Eclipse squared his Moon and Mars. He was 45 years old. He leaves behind a large collection of unwashed laundry and unanswered e-mails. His last words ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Matthew Currie, 1965-2011: We Hardly Knew Ye

San Francisco (AP) – Noted astrologer, author, and Blogtalkradio show host Matthew Currie has died suddenly after a long and painful battle with hypochondria, caused when an unscheduled Solar Eclipse squared his Moon and Mars. He was 45 years old. He leaves behind a large collection of unwashed laundry and unanswered e-mails. His last words ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: SyFy Hates You: My Review Of "A Princess Of Mars"

Watching SyFy’s adaptation of “A Princess Of Mars” (one of my favorite books as a kid) is like watching one of your old childhood toys being brought magically to life… for the express purpose of being tortured to death by Satan-worshipping Nazi zombies. Slowly. This movie is an abomination. May Edgar Rice Burroughs arise from ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: SyFy Hates You: My Review Of "A Princess Of Mars"

Watching SyFy’s adaptation of “A Princess Of Mars” (one of my favorite books as a kid) is like watching one of your old childhood toys being brought magically to life… for the express purpose of being tortured to death by Satan-worshipping Nazi zombies. Slowly. This movie is an abomination. May Edgar Rice Burroughs arise from ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Sarah Palin, Harbinger Of The Apocalypse

As someone who has sat back and watched US Federal politics for a long time, and as someone who has prayed for the change I had hoped Barack Obama would bring, I am now officially putting my hopes for a better world in the freezer for the next few years. Why? For two reasons: 1) ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Sarah Palin, Harbinger Of The Apocalypse

As someone who has sat back and watched US Federal politics for a long time, and as someone who has prayed for the change I had hoped Barack Obama would bring, I am now officially putting my hopes for a better world in the freezer for the next few years. Why? For two reasons: 1) ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Recurring Thoughts While Watching CNN’s Coverage Of The Democratic Convention

Soledad O’BrienYour analysis is weakBut I want you babe. .

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Recurring Thoughts While Watching CNN’s Coverage Of The Democratic Convention

Soledad O’BrienYour analysis is weakBut I want you babe. .

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: And The Obama VP Nominee Is…

Recently I have exposed myself (partly by choice, partly by circumstance) to more CNN than usual, and a lot more Fox News. I’ve learned a lot about the news this way. Apparently, all one has to do is get to the “facts” first and then have a couple of people shout at each other as ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: And The Obama VP Nominee Is…

Recently I have exposed myself (partly by choice, partly by circumstance) to more CNN than usual, and a lot more Fox News. I’ve learned a lot about the news this way. Apparently, all one has to do is get to the “facts” first and then have a couple of people shout at each other as ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: 43 Reasons To Not Care Who "Values Voters" Like

Barack Obama and John McCain will appear on the same stage for the first time this campaign Saturday, at the very posh Saddleback Church for a gathering sponsored by “TheCall,” a collection of people who are in favour of Christian principles and opposed to leaving a space after the word “The.” No one is expecting ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: 43 Reasons To Not Care Who "Values Voters" Like

Barack Obama and John McCain will appear on the same stage for the first time this campaign Saturday, at the very posh Saddleback Church for a gathering sponsored by “TheCall,” a collection of people who are in favour of Christian principles and opposed to leaving a space after the word “The.” No one is expecting ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Shakespeare, Sonnet XII, Reviewed By John McCain (Actual Quotes)

When I do count the clock that tells the time,And see the brave day sunk in hideous night; -“I spent five and a half years in prison. The worst part was coming home and finding out Green Acres had been canceled. What the hell was I fighting for?” When I behold the violet past prime,And ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Shakespeare, Sonnet XII, Reviewed By John McCain (Actual Quotes)

When I do count the clock that tells the time,And see the brave day sunk in hideous night; -“I spent five and a half years in prison. The worst part was coming home and finding out Green Acres had been canceled. What the hell was I fighting for?” When I behold the violet past prime,And ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: December 21st, 2012: The Day The World WON’T End

(I’ve taken the unusual step of posting this article both here and on my other blog because I believe this is a developing scam that is going to bilk a lot of people in the coming years, and that sort of thing really annoys me.) According to many, the world is going to end on ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: December 21st, 2012: The Day The World WON’T End

(I’ve taken the unusual step of posting this article both here and on my other blog because I believe this is a developing scam that is going to bilk a lot of people in the coming years, and that sort of thing really annoys me.) According to many, the world is going to end on ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Astrologyzone.com Didn’t See This Coming

Dear Blogger.com: I love you guys. Really, I do. A lot of us do. But you’ve recently handed me (and it appears, hundreds of other bloggers) a real pain in the ass in the form of evil, rampaging robots. More specifically, you’ve apparently unleashed a horde of hungry ‘bots designed to weed out the many ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Astrologyzone.com Didn’t See This Coming

Dear Blogger.com: I love you guys. Really, I do. A lot of us do. But you’ve recently handed me (and it appears, hundreds of other bloggers) a real pain in the ass in the form of evil, rampaging robots. More specifically, you’ve apparently unleashed a horde of hungry ‘bots designed to weed out the many ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Facebook Shuts Down Scrabulous: How To Not Win Friends And Influence People

Facebook has shut down access from The U.S. and Canada to Scrabulous, a Scrabble clone that has turned out to be an insanely popular feature with Facebook users, myself included. If you’ve been following this story at all, you’ll know that this is a matter of copyright infringement, and that in North America “Scrabble” is ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Facebook Shuts Down Scrabulous: How To Not Win Friends And Influence People

Facebook has shut down access from The U.S. and Canada to Scrabulous, a Scrabble clone that has turned out to be an insanely popular feature with Facebook users, myself included. If you’ve been following this story at all, you’ll know that this is a matter of copyright infringement, and that in North America “Scrabble” is ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Do It Yourself Paranoia: Mothra Puts On The Onion Sombrero

You may have recently been exposed to a commercial for Coke Zero involving a disembodied tongue, eyeball, and brain, debating the merits of Coke Zero while a second tongue stands in the distance and watches… No, this is not something that happened to me on LSD. It’s a real commercial. The thing ends with the ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: Do It Yourself Paranoia: Mothra Puts On The Onion Sombrero

You may have recently been exposed to a commercial for Coke Zero involving a disembodied tongue, eyeball, and brain, debating the merits of Coke Zero while a second tongue stands in the distance and watches… No, this is not something that happened to me on LSD. It’s a real commercial. The thing ends with the ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: It Really IS "McNews"

“Bitch, where’s my traffic report?” McDonald’s wants to penetrate your consciousness some more… this time by making obnoxious product placements in major American news markets. For one thing, this may mean you aren’t very likely to see this story about a restaurant in Dearborn, Michigan that’s willing to sell halal McNuggets but won’t hire employees ...

The Church Of Mothra - Home Of The Breakfast Mojito! ©: It Really IS "McNews"

“Bitch, where’s my traffic report?” McDonald’s wants to penetrate your consciousness some more… this time by making obnoxious product placements in major American news markets. For one thing, this may mean you aren’t very likely to see this story about a restaurant in Dearborn, Michigan that’s willing to sell halal McNuggets but won’t hire employees ...