mark a rayner: Furious George

Angry monkey with a chaingun. I’ve been there. Alltop would never give a weapon to a lower primate. From Otipess.

LeDaro: Monkey on Stephen Harper’s shoulders

It looks Harper will have hard time distancing himself from Mike Duffy.

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: The danger of dressing animals

A monkey dressed as the Easter Bunny, dreaming of murder. Just a warning to those of you who are debating about putting that Godzilla costume on your dog. Don’t do it! Alltop loves dressing up.

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Monkey perv

I note this is a photo of a chimp wearing a silk kimono, taking a photograph of a bikini model from an angle which can only be described as avant garde. I’ve posted this here, only because you know it … Continue reading →

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: How to Play Monkey-Robot-Pirate-Ninja-Zombie (moropinzee)

In honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day, I thought I’d revisit my version of the classic rock-paper-scissors, or rochambeau, as it is sometimes known. As you can see from the schematic below, each thing can beat two other things, … Continue reading →

LeDaro: Smoking is for monkeys

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Another Day in Paradise

“Dude!” “Coko!” “Dude!” “Coko!” “Dude!” [sound of engine being gunned, squeal of tires … then the screams] Alltop also has opposable thumbs. Photo via Twisted Vintage.< Originally published May, 2010./h6>

The Ranting Canadian: I couldn’t resist posting this. According to the…

I couldn’t resist posting this. According to the CBC: “A monkey wearing a miniature shearling coat and diapers was collected by animal services on Sunday afternoon, after shoppers spotted the animal in the parking lot of a Toronto Ikea store.” http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2012/12/09/toronto-monkey-ikea.html