They fell from the sky!
They fell from the sky!
My wife has recently started watching chick flicks about Xmas on the Hallmark Channel. She won’t stop. I call them Chickmas Flicks. I can’t barf harder, or any more frequently.
But if Manitoba PC leader Brian Pallister wants to wish “infidel atheists” a happy Xmas than I’m OK with it. Remember, his bunch used to burn our bunch in pyres and throw us in rivers to see if we’d float. So…definite progress.
Waiting in Line 3D! Jump up and down! Look from left to right! Punch yourself in the face to stay awake (or when you think to yourself “I could be watching football right now!”). A stunning recreation of the holiday shopping experience.
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Vehicle just cost me $700, and I won’t be getting the old dog back for another four hours. Lotta folks I know will be getting lumps of coal this year. Meanwhile, Shopper’s Drug Mart finally listened to my endless ‘plaints. They’re good corporate citizens. They get it. My next effort will be to convince the management at Walmart to replace their Mall Santa with an in-store C’thulu. Tonight I think I’ll watch the original Grinch That Stole Xmas. I always cry at that. Especially the part where The Grinch gives all the toys back. What on earth was he thinking?
He should dump the pipe. Kids staying up late Xmas night, hiding behind the couch to catch a glimpse, will see him with the thing and take up the habit themselves. They’ll get tongue cancer, like Eddy Van Halen. But Eddy could afford to have his removed and install a prosthetic. Kids don’t have that kind of dough; so they’re screwed. X-mas traditionalists–who believe there should be five mistletoes for every menorah, and think Kwanza is a bunch of politically correct garbage that got whomped-up to appease Louis Farrakhan–should reconsider when it comes to Santa’s pipe. Do it for the children.
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