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BigCityLib Strikes Back: Victims Of The War On Xmas?

They fell from the sky!

BigCityLib Strikes Back: Xmas Horror Descends To New Depths!

My wife has recently started watching chick flicks about Xmas on the Hallmark Channel.  She won’t stop. I call them Chickmas Flicks.  I can’t barf harder, or any more frequently.

BigCityLib Strikes Back: I Prefer The Term Heathen

But if Manitoba PC leader Brian Pallister wants to wish “infidel atheists” a happy Xmas than I’m OK with it.  Remember, his bunch used to burn our bunch in pyres and throw us in rivers to see if we’d float.  So…definite progress.

BigCityLib Strikes Back: Great New Game For Holiday Shopping Season!

Waiting in Line 3D!  Jump up and down!   Look from left to right!  Punch yourself in the face to stay awake (or when you think to yourself “I could be watching football right now!”).  A stunning recreation of the holiday shopping experience.

BigCityLib Strikes Back: The World Has No Use For Truth Tellers Anymore

A 24-year-old Kingston man was arrested during Saturday’s Santa Claus parade after police received a complaint about a man walking along the parade route telling children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.Read further and you find out the guy was intoxica… . . . → Read More: BigCityLib Strikes Back: The World Has No Use For Truth Tellers Anymore

BigCityLib Strikes Back: America Finally GETS IT!

Some 45 percent of those polled said the holiday season brings so much financial pressure, they would prefer to skip it altogether.In other results from the same poll:- 76% of those polled thought hucking rocks at Xmas Carolers should be legal.- 63% su… . . . → Read More: BigCityLib Strikes Back: America Finally GETS IT!

BigCityLib Strikes Back: Have A Royally Shitty Xmas

Vehicle just cost me $700, and I won’t be getting the old dog back for another four hours.  Lotta folks I know will be getting lumps of coal this year.  Meanwhile, Shopper’s Drug Mart finally listened to my endless ‘plaints.  They’re good corporate citizens.  They get it.  My next effort will be to convince the management . . . → Read More: BigCityLib Strikes Back: Have A Royally Shitty Xmas

BigCityLib Strikes Back: Santa Should Straighten Up And Fly Right

 He should dump the pipe.  Kids staying up late Xmas night, hiding behind the couch to catch a glimpse, will see him with the thing and take up the habit themselves.  They’ll get tongue cancer, like Eddy Van Halen.  But Eddy could afford to have his removed and install a prosthetic.  Kids don’t have that . . . → Read More: BigCityLib Strikes Back: Santa Should Straighten Up And Fly Right