Dead Wild Roses: The DWR Friday Classical Music Interlude – What’s the Right Orchestral Instrument for You?

Unlike The Arbourist, I have very little musical talent. I cannot play any instrument, keep time, or even step in rhythm (my dancing has been described as “dangerous”, and not in a good way). On occasion I fantasize about how awesome it would be were I actually a classic guitar virtuoso, percussion prodige, or mad-skilled ...