I knew this was a Spaceballs movie reference when I heard “ludicrous mode”. “Ludicrous speed” is attained by a spaceship in the Spaceballs movie.
#Tesla Roadster in my driveway on Canada Day. pic.twitter.com/x1TX0GpVhe
— Saskboy K. (@saskboy) July 3, 2015
It leaves us wondering what comes next for Tesla. Bizarre Mode? Singularity Generator? A test track built around the Large Hadron Collider? Actually, Musk is, yet again, one step ahead.
In a statement, the billionaire hinted: “There is of course only one thing beyond ludicrous, but that speed is reserved for the next generation Roadster in 4 years: (Read more…)
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So many of us check our email while still half asleep and the coffee is being made, I am no different in that regard.
It can be uplifting, depressing or hilarious.
The Amazon servers take even more heating… Alltop is hot for the funny. Cartoon via Hungry for Knowledge.
Ah, the wonders of travelling abroad. Signage, as much as designers would like us to believe it to be true, is hardly universal. In my own voyages, most recently Iceland, exit signs look like this:
I have to admit, from an ‘objective’ perspective, the sign makes complete sense. Person walking toward door = exit. However, not what my Canadian brain is used to. My brain was like, WTF is does that mean, green is not the colour of exit, not now and not ever!
Oh yah, that is what I’m talking about. Red and (Read more…)
Soylent Purple is purple people? They’d be purple people eaters.
It’s an actual meal replacement product that you make the day before, put into your fridge, and eat as liquid meals the next day.
“I wouldn’t eat you, cause you’re so tough!”
I’m a ardent fan of birdsrights..
Filed under: Humour Tagged: Birdsrightsactivism, Humour, Pithy Tweets
You heard about the woman hospitalized for wearing so called “skinny jeans”? Global didn’t seem to understand Pat Martin was joking.
From Kady’s old 2008 report comes this line:
Pat Martin, meanwhile, is playing Goldilocks. After unsuccessfully hopping up and down on his chair, he swaps it for another one – just right, apparently.
VIDEO – Don’t get your knickers in a a twist, but Pat Martin says tight underwear led him to leave seat during vote http://t.co/1n6l9YL4Q4
— CBC News (@CBCNews) February 19, 2015
“I left to go and have a chat with the Speaker, and Mr. Galipeau (Read more…)
@vickersty I'm on a streetcar, taking rides and shit, the ride is thrashing, getting everybody all sick, but this the TTC yo, it's real 1/2
— John Klein (@JohnKleinRegina) June 22, 2015
as it gets, I’m on a streetcar, don’t you ever forget! Eff walking, I’m on a streetcar mothereffer, eff cars I’m on a streetcar mothereffer, the steetcar’s wheels make noise mothereffer!
I really enjoy the Lonely Island song, “I’m on a boat”. I eve found a t-shirt for it while traveling in PEI.
What if it was adapted for streetcars?
Who knew that fonts could create so much hate?
Filed under: Humour Tagged: fonts, Humour
. . . → Read More: Dead Wild Roses: Font Snobbery!
I’ll admit it up front, I tend to dress like an unfashionable frump of at least 20 years beyond my chronological age. But I actually really love clothes! Which is how I got hooked on Zulily. More pretty clothes to look at every day? Steeply discounted? Sign me right up!
While I do find things there that I love and neeeeeed, it appears I simply lack the constitution for the world of cutting-edge fashion. There is probably a feminist statement to be made somewhere, about how runway fashion for men is weird too but the real monstrosities don’t turn up in (Read more…)
It must be a slow news week for JO and the Last Week Tonight Show as they spend a segment describing our Senate expense scandal. Is it surprising that people with access to public funds are behaving irresponsibly, not really – but unlike JO, I think the money spent documenting our free-wheeling senators is a good thing. I believe it sends a small message to our elected public officials that they, like the rest of Canadians, are responsible for their actions.
The clip in question:
Filed under: Canada, Humour Tagged: Canada, John Oliver, Senate Scandal
. . . → Read More: Dead Wild Roses: O Canada! Noticed by John Oliver for our Senate Fuss.
There is so much we could talk about: the G7 “support” for a fossil fuel free world by 2100, Mr Harper’s visit with the Pope, the Senate’s secret arbitration process, but today we’re going to talk about road trips.
Ms Soapbox and her daughter (let’s call her Missy) are going on a road trip to Victoria where Missy will start her first nursing job.
The trip will take two days because Ms Soapbox loathes being stuck in a car for more than two hours. This is likely a holdover from her childhood when she and her sisters would be trapped (Read more…)
Recently, I’ve been told that what this town needs is a new citizen’s action group. I imagine it will be a group of residents concerned that the precedents set by the last council might spread to this one. That’s clearly a worrisome trend to some folks. Like progress, good ideas must be nipped in the bud. What this town needs, it seems, […]
Chicken Little was out one morning walking around town. It was a fine morning, and he decided he wanted a cup of coffee. He wanted one so much could even smell the coffee in the air. So he walked into a local restaurant. But then he stopped and his mouth fell open in horror. He saw […]
This workout combines the best of yoga flexibility, a little bit of cardio, and core strength workouts. You don’t even need to leave your own bedroom. In fact, you probably don’t want to. And unlike other workouts, with this one, you shower first, and it’s done before you even get into your car to head to the office.
Who's not ready??? #cdnpoli #GPC pic.twitter.com/Beuw1DUacQ
— Elizabeth May MP (@ElizabethMay) May 29, 2015
Also, Goodbye Peter MacKay:
Good news everyone! Peter MacKay or Conservative polling indicated that MacKay wouldn’t have held his seat! And/Or he’s got a cushy private job lined up with a bank.
And I wish Peter MacKay the success Jim Prentice enjoyed after leaving the effing Federal Cabinet.
Marco thinks MacKay will run for Conservative leader when Harper leaves after the election. We’ll see, I guess.
Robotics continues to make stunning advancements #cdnpoli
— Andrew Tumilty (@AndrewTumilty) May 29, 2015
. . . → Read More: Saskboy’s Abandoned Stuff: Just Not Ready To Debate
Don’t let someone who “leet speaks” onto your computer. Ever.
I’m such a non-fan of passwords. Keeping track of all that shite is tedious. So here I am doing my best when along comes the CBC to make life even more difficult.
“If your password is on the list below you had better change it.
Among the 25 most common passwords among 3.3 million that were leaked online last year, the top two were once again “123456” and “password,” according to a company that provides password management software.”
Based on its analysis, SplashData recommends that when (Read more…)
When I read about the $9 computer on Crash Bang Labs’ Facebook page, I was ready to help kick start that CHIP. But I got to the payment screen when the shipping amount came up. How much could it cost I’d thought to ship a computer smaller than a couple of AA batteries? I braced myself for an exorbitant $5. If I was American, I’d have that somewhat greedy option. No, the over-popular CHIP computer (shipping next year) comes to Canada and most of the world for $20US (19% more than CAD right now)! It’s literally twice as expensive to (Read more…)
Filed under: Humour Tagged: Humour
I swear, there is a helpful graph for everything on the internet.
Where do you fit in? I’m pretty sure I firmly inhabit the rectangle of snooze…*sigh*.
For those of us who like lists –
The list describes the basic ethos of killing in a fantasy setting according to each alignment type. ( nuanced version here)
I’ll kill you because…
Lawful Good: you look evil, you stinkin’ orc!.
Chaotic Good: you are evil.
Neutral Good: you did something evil.
Lawful Neutral: you broke the law.
Neutral: you just tried to kill me.
Chaotic Neutral: its (Read more…)
Exhibit 1 – Cat Form
Did you just eat my parrot?
Exhibit 2 – Human Form
Have you been fooling with the tesseract?
Conclusion: This is the grin of someone who knows *exactly* what naughtiness they’ve done
Filed under: Humour Tagged: Cats, Humour, Loki
Last Alberta election it was the ridiculously wrong polling that was the news story.
I think everyone is missing the big #abvote shocker: The polls were right!
— Kevin Aschenbrenner (@kevwrites) May 6, 2015
Then the Wild Rose Party leader switched inexplicably to the PCs, and blew up her political chances in the next few decades. And then the polling was right (or led to the unexpected outcome) and the Alberta NDP are now a majority government.
Remembering when I got to ask @JimPrentice a question on CBC & he blamed Albertans! #AbVote #PrenticeBlamesAlbertans http://t.co/OAbvujLRa1
— Dave Beninger (@DaveBeninger) (Read more…)
Somewhat ironic, considering Rachel Notley said “spring is here” last night.
Filed under: Canada, History, Humour Tagged: #abvote, Irony, Spring
I’m so pumped, I can barely handle the excrement over this topic…
Filed under: Education, Humour Tagged: Humour, Penguin Poo