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Headline of the day: "Sex-deprived fruit flies turn to alcohol, bump into walls and pass out"

Two of the lucky, sober ones

Kind of like people. Er, exactly like people. But fruit flies are smarter than people. Some sex-starved humans turn to religion, gluttony or conservatism. Liquor’s quicker and much better for you.

Not so lucky human