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Epiphany

How many of the “do your research” blowhards figure they’re clever because a mobile device game told them their IQ is over 140 because they can free Santa from a…

Mortification

Here is a list of the times I’ve been mortified; these live rent-free in my head and sometimes I wake up thinking about them: This is not an exhaustive list.

Feast

I dreamed a dream of a place I’ve dreamed before. A small house on the riverbank, the street-facing portion obscured by what once was a barn and now looked to…

Get it? Got it. Good!

Dear media owners: This will be the nth time I have attended a “free seminar” on “how to do effective advertising”. As someone who has been doing marketing and advertising…

Remembery

Do you remember the time you took me with you to your sister’s wedding? It was in small town somewhere and I was jonesing for a cig but no place…

Honey honey

  There is a girl at football practice throwing stones in the air directly over her head.  Part of me wants to tell her why this is such a bad idea…

Ask

There’s this thing called “AMA”, which is short for both “Against Medical Advice” and “Ask Me Anything”*. I think both apply equally, 90% of the time. So, since I am…

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