mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: A brush with disaster

Every time Trooper Jinglo thought about the Death Star, and how he was supposed to be on duty that day, he just needed to cuddle with his dog, Mr. Snuggums. Alltop is the Sith Lord of humor aggregators. Wonderful photo … Continue reading →

Red Tory v.3.0.3: Death Star Project Under Attack!

Supposedly “scientific” calculations from elitist, fancy-pants researchers at Lehigh University released today estimate it will take another 833,315 years to produce enough iron ore and steel at current production levels to build the apocalyptic space weapon proposed by President Gingrich. The research team furthermore projects total cost of the “Callista” Death Star to be more ...