Now that I've almost recovered from the shock of seeing a deranged orange zombie like Donald Trump elected president, I decided to check out the Con leadership campaign.Which as you may know, I'm calling Conapocalypse 2.Only to discover it's not quite as scary, but almost as creepy, and definitely more hilarious.With the Con clown . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Kellie Leitch and the Con Leadership Apocalypse
Pity poor Rona Ambrose, it's all going so horribly wrong.The Con leadership race has only attracted two mediocre candidates so far. And so desperate is the situation that some Con MPs are trying to get Ambrose to throw her cap or her turkey crown i… . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Con Apocalypse: The Con’s Rabid Base is Shrinking
She was called Stephen Harper's "enforcer", or just "The Beast." The one who took no prisoners.She ran the last Con campaign, and drove it off a cliff.Before she was tossed off the bus, and out of her master's inner circle. . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Conapocalypse: The Confessions of Jenni Byrne
It's the smoking gun. Or should I say the smoking flamethrower? The Con conspiracy has finally been exposed.It now seems that Ray Novak, Harper's beloved Chief of Staff, knew all about Nigel Wright's payment to Mike Duffy. Read more »
. . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Conapocalypse: The Duffy Trial’s Explosive New Revelations
In one of my last posts I wrote about how Stephen Harper had been hit by a perfect storm of bad news. Which had left him badly shaken up, clinging to his sanity with both hands, and screaming with frustration.And at a news conference yesterday that was only too apparent. For all the pancake . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Is Stephen Harper Slowly Cracking Up?
It had to be one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen on TV. So beautiful I almost couldn't believe it.I just sat there stunned.But it was true. What once seemed like an impossible dream had actually happened.Rachel Notley and the NDP had crushed the Cons to smithereens, and turned Alberta ORANGE. . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: The Day the NDP Painted Alberta Orange
As you know, I've been watching Stephen Harper closely for eight long and horrible years, like some people watch birds.And I can honestly say I've rarely seen him looking worse. Or more deeply disturbed.I can't get what what Tom Flanagan says about him in his new book out of my mind:“He can be suspicious, . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Is Stephen Harper Losing His Grip on Power And His Marbles?
Well as you know Stephen Harper isn't just running from the Senate scandal these days. And from Neil Young.He's running from the burning wreckage of his disastrous economic record. And so desperate is the situation, Great Economist Buffoon Leader has been reduced to begging Canadians to suggest any ideas about how he can . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Economic Conapocalypse
Oh boy. I have to admit that when you're a blogger and a progressive in Harperland, some days are better than others. And at first glance today really sucked eh? For starters as I walked home this evening I was finally forced to admit what I have being denying for so long: Winter is . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper, Rob Ford, and the Con Apocalypse
Well I see that Stephen Harper hasn't dared reply to Tom Steyer's letter demanding to know whether he has been working with the Tea Party extremists to blackmail the U.S. government. We have a saying in the United States that I believe may also resonate in Canada: When you go to bed at . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Why Tom Steyer Has Stephen Harper Running Scared
It's hard to believe it's only been two years since that nightmare night.Two years to the day since Stephen Harper finally got his precious majority.And our precious Canada began to wither and die, as if choked by some monstrous weed. Or ravaged by an invasion of alien apes from some barbarous planet in the . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Nightmare Night
They flew into Ottawa this weekend like a swarm of bats from some dark netherworld.Hundreds of Cons, religious fanatics, sinister would be Republican operatives, climate change deniers, right-wing kooks like Ron Paul.All there to try to figure out how to make Canada conservative FOREVER.All there at the invitation of the Con Godfather himself Preston . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: The House of Manning and the Con Conspiracy
As the RoboCon scandal grows bigger and bigger. And our country begins to look more and more like a fascist state run by criminals. Even BEFORE they start reading our e-mails.
I thought I’d try to look on the bright side eh?
And that is, in no particular order:
(1) Great Ugly Leader is not . . . → Read More: Montreal Simon: The Bright Side of the RoboCon Scandal