mark a rayner: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#28)

  From the Book of Unpardonable Footwear: And so it was that Amos, the Most Holy Prophet of in the Reign of Uzziah, said unto the Chosen: “A time comes when there shall be a confluence of Sandals and Stogies.” Yet the Chosen knew not of Stogies, and Amos was made to explain: “When we ...

mark a rayner: Important Poll Here

Cowboy boot sandals! One of the 47 Signs of the Apocalypse? https://t.co/ViUC12yscf https://t.co/UeTmWnBwmy #fads — Mark A. Rayner (@markarayner) April 25, 2016 Naturally, if “yes” comes out on top, then there will be another Sign added to the growing list. Nearly half-way there! Alltop would wear these with white sport socks, naturally.

mark a rayner: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#29)

From the Book of Coiffureum And unto the Faithful, a terrible abomination will stalk the land, and there will be a great wailing. Unto the bros there will be a hunger & impatience. Verily, their own hair will not suffice, nor will they wait for it to grow into Fullness, and they shall take the hair of ...

mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Forty-seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#32)

From the Book of Toll-Free Numbers And lo, there will come a time when it will be possible to talk to the other Faithful, who live at great distances. Truly, there shall be some among us who will provideth of … Continue reading →