So how are the Conservatives doing?

Fine, thank you. Spending is up 22 percent the last five years. Pot busts were up 14 percent in 2010. Harper’s tantrum wins an expensive new shiny paint job on the VIP airbus. Closure has been used six times in 33 days to stifle debate, much to the delight of the Conservative media.

While the Conservatives whoop and hollar and giggle about their majority, acting like little kids indoctrinated