Prime Minister warns NBA: Don’t prorogue season

OTTAWA – Prime Minister Cowboy Steve today warned NBA commissioner David Stern that every consideration should be weighed before the basketball season is prorogued, or “postponed”. Speaking before a lunchtime assembly in Ottawa, the prime minister referred to his own experience when he prorogued Parliament in 2008, and again in 2009.

“With all sincerity, you must have the public interest in mind when deciding such a move”, he added. “If you can fake that, then you’ve got it made.”

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